cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy

The best consumption to have with you daily dose of Bean consumption

My Cat Soup with extra Dog Gravy was cold

by Doodlebobber2881 June 12, 2021

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020