Carriage-housing

A suspicious two part act when one skips hand washing after a poop and goes strait for a bag of snacks shared by several people.

I'm pretty sure Rudyerd has been "carriage-housing" my bag of goldfish.

by CarriageMaster November 29, 2013

meat carriage

a slang term for pussy. it is derived from a deli meat slicer. the meat carriage is the apparatus onto which the slab of meat is placed and securely fastened prior to slicing.

1) dude, her meat carriage could have fit a whole boar's head ham.

by alex rizzo January 4, 2009

Broken carriage

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

carriage-shy

adj.

adverse to having children

She wants children, but her husband is a tad carriage-shy.

by dilettante August 1, 2008