Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

19, 20, Black jack

Won, The value the bot always get.

"Look like they 19, 20, Black jack us again."

by tongpae March 11, 2019

Jack Black's Snap-Ring

BenJer dirt cake ice cream shoved in between two spooning hostess old fashioned mini donettes .

I just ate the shit out of Jack Black's Snap-Ring. Jack Black's Snap-Ring is not my go-to bikini body snack. I was craving Jack Black's Snap-Ring all day.

by DougNdiane July 1, 2024

Black Jack-et

This is a gangsta who is usually black. The "black" is not meant to be racist. This refers to that certain black gangsta w/ a black hoodie, etc.

Yo, dat black jack-et over there has a ton of swag!

by sospedecial June 5, 2016

Jack Black

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches;

Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches.

Person 1; have you watched the Mario movie yet?

Person 2; sexy fatass dinosaur played by sexy fatass man ( Jack Black )

by FatherlessAsainBaldKid April 15, 2023

Black Jack

Jacking off so hard you black out cold.

“Dude I woke up with stains all over me. I must of black jacked last night.”

by BennyBones October 20, 2022

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019