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Bayou Barking Spider

A loud, obnoxious, smelly fart. The name is a reference to the air quality of Bayou La Batre, Alabama.
"Watch out for those Bayou Barking Spiders! They'll sneak up on you!"
by Levi W. June 23, 2008
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Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.
Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.
by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010
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Bayou butter bean

Fat bitches from Louisiana. Pussy smells like old bay and Joe Burrows breath. A bayou butter bean wears cowboy boots and takes shits like men.
I was fucking this bayou butter bean and when I busted in her crab boil my cock fell off
by Sgt. Donkey Dick November 23, 2019
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Louisiana Bayou Brownies

The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.
Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.

Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
by Csmasher June 13, 2011
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Bayou Bake Off

Where 2 guys tag team a girl from Louisiana, like a spit roast only spicier
Did ya know that Mary Sue had a bayou bake off with Jimmy and Jackson and was left full to the brim
by Mike Oxlong the 3rd November 10, 2020
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Ned Bayou

Ned Bayou our favourite boi. He usually is know for sipping on straight chlorine and bouncing (man) and is usually found hanging our with a singer who is very emo.
"Ned Bayou, come too the house man I'll let my old lady know"
by LazyPatti April 26, 2023
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Blackout bayou day

December 22nd, the day you and your closest friends are supposed to black out together in the bayou. 10/10 bonding experience.
That Jean kids a real boner, he refuses to celebrate blackout bayou day
by Bigskier December 22, 2024
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