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The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi
Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"
by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021
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ballcouzi

When a male dips his ballsack in jacuzzi water and slaps another male on the face with aforementioned ballsack.
I gave Ryan an epic ballcouzi after he stole my last beer.
by E_biz November 7, 2015
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Ballcumsision

A Ballcumsision is when a dude crosses his legs so tight that his ballsack is either laying on top of them, or just hanging under it, deprived of all its blood circulation. It is know by the ancient Japanese monks that if you stay in that position for to long, your balls will become larger and larger, until they explode, spraying cum everywhere. It is called a ballcumsision because just like a circumsision, it chops off some of your privates and never lets you grow a second pair.
That guy stayed in a ballcumsision for to long... Now, his royal package looks more like a homeless man's wallet.
by anonymous February 1, 2022
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