Eggman’s Announcement

Eggman’s Announcement is a meme that originated from a fan-dub of the platformer Sonic Adventure 2. The meme consists of Eggman going live on Twitter.Com to rant about Shadow The Hedgehog pissing on his Wife. Thus he pisses on the moon.

Uh oh this guy it’s going to make Eggman’s announcement!

Eggman: “I have an announcement, shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker!” (A quote of the meme).

by Sober Blam April 25, 2023

I've come to make an announcement

I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was... "THIS BIG" and I said "that's disgusting!". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com; Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way SMALLER!! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

BFFRRHOOOOOOMM!!! (*Shows his death egg stick*)

That's right baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!! He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get... MY SUPER LASER PISS!!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher... I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOONNN!!!!!

How do you like that OBAMA? I pissed on the moon you idiot!! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPPPLLLLLLLETSSS hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too.

-I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my-

-*uncontrollable laughter*

-fucking wife
-mommy?

by Henry's_definitions_K11 February 11, 2022

public service announcement

Public service announcment or PSA is a short animated or live action film used to tell an important announcment.

Dude 1:yo did you the public service announcement about drunk driving??
Dude 2: dafuck is public service announcement

by Aemkayfellow May 25, 2022

Announce

1. 28g in Metric units.

2. 1/16th of 1lb in Imperial units.

3. To speak out publicly.

"Hey Bob, how much smack have you got there?"

"i've got announce"

"yeah screw your speech, how much have you got?"

by johnnya-b February 24, 2009

anouk

A girl with a massive cock that she tries to hide. This “girl” will typically love the beach and think she’s a “surfer girl”. It has a loud annoying laugh.

That girl has a massive cock. Typical Anouk.

by ih8anouk May 4, 2020

dirty anouk

When a guy cum's into a females ass and then she squirts it into her hand and throws it at him.

After Busting a load in Monica's ass she popped out a dirty anouk and threw it at my face!

by miss cum and piss April 19, 2020

Anouk

Anouk is of Dutch origin meaning ‘to flow like the diarrhea of a buffalo’. Not to be confused with ‘a Gook’, which is a derogatory term used against Koreans.

This name is usually reserved for a princess due to the history and ties with the British monarchy. However, more and more Dutch females (sometimes male) are being named Anouk, and what was once a sacred name has now lost its value.

Billy: Hey Anouk!
Korean Guy: Did you just call me a gook?!?!
Billy: It was just a prank bro!

Korean Guy: ..... that was HIIIIILARIOUS, Billy san! * walks away and mutters* mother fucker...

by Eric Shin 420 December 6, 2016