Amber Turd

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.

“I really need to take an Amber Turd”

“That woman is such an amber turd”

by Petdragon June 05, 2022

Amber turd

This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".

Amber turd shat on the bed.

by Yeetuslol456 May 23, 2022

Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

by Eggmeister_69 May 22, 2022

The Amber Turd

This is a sexual activity where a woman eats Taco Bell, shits on her partner's pillow, shoves his face in it while pegging him, then calls the cops on him for sexual assault.

"I'm currently in jail with pinkeye because my girlfriend gave me The Amber Turd"

by WeldJesus April 27, 2022

Amber turd

The act of pooping on a bed, usually done against people you despise. It is done to mark your territory, usually performed by primates.

Person A: oh lord and mercy, someone did an amber turd, right on my bed.
Person B: what's that?
Person A: it's when you shit on someone's bed.

by Prosimian June 14, 2022

Amber turd

Taking a huge shit on you and your partners bed for them to clean it up

She left an amber turd on the bed

by Your pseudonyms pseudonym May 30, 2022

Amber Turd

A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny

F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee

by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022