jacking off a trans man

you expect to take a man with a 9 inch dick home instead you bring home a tranny.

Example: Last night I was caught by my mother jacking off a trans man!

by TheLaughingJackass April 8, 2024

Francis and a Bmore straight jacket

When your fam from out of state, that are LEO's (3 stripes approved) or feds roll into Charm city around your birthday to celebrate. It can only end one way. With swat raiding a seedy 40 motel for hookers and dope...

I didn't realize it was going to be a Francis and a Bmore straight jacket birthday.

by Rubber padded cell February 3, 2022

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.

Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.

by loltkyx September 18, 2017