You are all in a virtual 

Virtual virtual, virtual virtual virtuals.

A reference to the many layers of abstraction, emulation and virtualisation now present in modern computers, so much so that the latest generation of computer science students have no idea how computers really work. This hiding of the inner workings of computers has been done so students can work with high level languages and abstractions to deliver significantly more function points of software behaviour with very little effort.

Professor at an IEEE conference on Software Engineering leans over to his colleague and says "I hear the latest round of students are so bad they barely understand what a virtual machine is" colleague: "Yeah, if we keep this up they will all soon be in The Matrix". Nearby student overhearing says "Professor, what do you mean?" Professor: "shut-up and get back in your virtual", then colleague whispers: "I bet he doesn't even realise his i7 chip has hidden 128-bit registers". Now grumpy professor to student: "You are all in a virtual!"

You are all in a virtual by CompSciFutures March 3, 2023

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release 

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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release

If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god… 

I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.

When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”

Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god… by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023

If you flicker then you are a ticker 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonabscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If you flicker then you are a ticker

If you flicker then you are a ticker by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

Having your ear pierced while you are a male 

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

Having your ear pierced while you are a male by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor.

You need to step out of the shadows and remind people who you are and what you are capable of. Having taken a back seat for so long you may now be a bit of an unknown quantity, which can be made to work in your favor. by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

For trying to talk to me, you are a coward. 

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For trying to talk to me, you are a coward.

For trying to talk to me, you are a coward. by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025