your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

i was at your moms house

an answer to any question involving "where".

<bob> where were you last night?

<rick> i was at your moms house

<bob> ok

by soccer dude May 18, 2006

i took a dump on your moms chest

The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.

Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::

by Biggie McDevin August 4, 2004

National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024