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Warhammer’s Law

WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
by gishman May 24, 2020
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warhammer player

Person 1: Oh yeah i play warhammer
Person 2: So you are a warhammer player?
Person 1: Yeah, but how can i smell good?

Person 2: Shower
Person 1: Shower?
by warhammer hater January 11, 2024
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the WARHAMMER PACKAGE

Noun

A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.

Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.

DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.

How long were you fucking here?

Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?

DOC:. That explains a lot.
by Goodboy_with_badwords May 22, 2021
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barnhammer

When you meet your colleague's SO and they're so hot you want to bang them like you're just plain livestock...
Had drinks with the office crew last night, Simmons' "little piece" made me walk home with a barnhammer stuck in my waistband.
by Chuck Dick-ins November 28, 2021
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