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WINNING

As said by Charlie Sheen, WIN-NING
adj.
1. - to kick ass and take names in Hollywood while agitating the shit out of anybody that has to report on your rich ass
2. - having porn stars and nannies at your beckon call
3. - filler word when you do not know what else to say
4. - something you say to make yourself feel better
noun
1. - victory over Vatican assassin warlocks
2. - something won: ratings, other people's pride, attention
3. - supplicant for being bi-polar
I fired ordinance from my fist. Winning!
by Pat E. McNastee March 19, 2011
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Winning… duh
by KKetti March 19, 2011
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Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.
They should name CBS to Charlie Sheen Broadcasting, no... uh, WINNING!!!
by jumpoutatree March 17, 2011
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An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.
Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.
by ClearlyLosing March 23, 2011
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Charlie Sheen, uh Winning

(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")
Making $1.78 million per episode of "Two and Half Men", uh winning
by insertfatjokehere March 25, 2011
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-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison
Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by champcharlie March 25, 2011
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Winning is what Darren Stoten is.
Whats darren doing?

Winning
by ninjaaaa-1337 October 23, 2011
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