VelocityGirl

The infamous female gamer mentioned at E3 by Robbie Bach. She represents the non-hardcore, mainstream gaming crowd. She will probably buy an Xbox 360 Core System.

I'm not a hardcore gamer. I am like VelocityGirl.

by GrandmaFungoo November 9, 2005

High Velocity Birth

The act of giving birth at a speed equivalent to mach 5.

Usually consisting of a baby rocketing out of it's mothers vagina and running into the doctor knocking him out.

"we need help in here we just hd a high velocity birth"

by Jack N. Meough July 31, 2009

velocity piss

when your piss goes to high

joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck

by krisbek17 October 23, 2020

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by lmaooidek September 9, 2021

High Velocity Urine HVU

When a dude take a piss with so much force it creates a splash-back, and spray pattern on the walls, toilet paper, and dislodges crap-spackle. Can be accompanied by an escapee or sharts.

My High Velocity Urine HVU was so strong I took out the crap-spackle that was stuck under the toilet rim from three weeks ago.

by SuperProcrastina June 26, 2013

Plausible velocity

When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.

Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.

by Fist a cat September 17, 2016

turtimal velocity

The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.

Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.

by Killer4554 October 10, 2018