unforgivable ursula

When you blindfold a chick to have sex with her but instead take her to the middle of the street and run her over with her own car.

I didn’t want to sleep with her so I just gave her the unforgivable Ursula.

by TheJoker87 June 9, 2020

Ursula

A magical witch that lives in the countryside surrounded by leaves, trees and crabs

Will you stop ursulating your way through my life? I've already told you, I am married!!!!

by Koyaaaa May 8, 2023

Ursula’s Cradle

Like Poseidon’s Kiss, but instead your girlfriend wiped after peeing and is too lazy to throw the tissue backwards, so when you sit down for a poo, your junk rests in tissue paper stranded on the front of the bowl.

Et tu, Amanda?! I put the seat down every time for you! Don’t you know Ursula’s Cradle affects us both?!

by Enigmatknician April 30, 2023