Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

Tiara Chaser

Guys who chase girls who win

"Well maybe he's just looking at the tiara; I think he's a - he's a tiara chaser. He only likes women who win"
- Dylan is in trouble in "I Spent MORE Money On This Stupid Game (and now i hate myself)" 4:59 - 5:04

by ThisRightHereIsMyPseudonym September 22, 2019

douche tiara

Bluetooth headset.

My blind date showed up in a douche tiara and didn't take it off through our entire meeting.

by halfwitted November 21, 2010

Polident Tiara

The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.

Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!

by Farnsworth3 July 23, 2017

toddlers and tiaras

A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.

Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?

by lilmisstomlinson23 April 11, 2013

Toddlers and Tiaras

A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.

Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.

by Team Eden August 23, 2011

Tiara Tuesday

Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!

Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"

by Moodygirl45 September 7, 2005