by Andy Blacke April 24, 2008
A virtual and or mechanical limit established to prevent people from exceeding a previously thought, unattainable, theoretical maximum.
IT Guy: Dammit, system resources are being completely utilized again. Someone's tieing up every server with a SQL query.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
IT Guy 2: I didn't think it was possible to tie up all the servers with one query. Invoke the Olson Protocol.
by funkyfred July 13, 2017
Q: Who played this music?
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
A: Shon Motherfucking Olson
Q:How did he make that pool shot? I didn't think that was possible.
A:He is Shon Motherfucking Olson, that's how.
by DannyNoonan89 February 24, 2019
Alexis olson is one fine ass girl, gets all the guys possibly even ladies, she’s mad thicc and yes with two c’s. Real slim. Emotional asf.
Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.
Maybe even a little depressed at sometimes. Gives zero fucks when It comes to anything. Passionate loving, always puts her friends needs before hers and just a good ass person to be around.
by P-lover69 April 4, 2018
A beautiful, kind, considerate girl. She isn't perfect and has her flaws like everyone else. I'm not perfect, I want to be.. but that's not realistic or even possible. I love you because you make my day. You were my first ever friend at msum before we even came here.. I don't know what I'd do without you.. I'd lose a part of me.. you're like that good imp telling me to no you've got to eat or stop working out :P i love you and you need to know that .. i know i can be stubborn but you're amazing girl! Don't let anyone tell you any different! (:
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Sammie Olson rocks
by flickingpickles December 14, 2013