Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww

by africanman69 December 26, 2020

Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...

Com origem na série "How I Met Your Mother", a expressão, significa, "successful cover up", e pode ser utilizada em várias situações, por exemplo: quando vês alguém na rua que não queres cumprimentar, então, escondes te atrás de uma árvore, ou seja, a pessoa não te vê, "flipped the cushion now everything's ok...",

Contexto
Neste episódio é evidenciado o problema compulsivo de Marshall em fazer montagens com músicas e fotos feitas ambas por ele, em que ele retrata atividades diárias e acontecimentos impactantes. Esta expressão específica vem da montagem sobre comida chinesa "Ordered Chinese food today! Some Mushu Pork sause got awaaaay... Flipped the cushion now everything's ok...", fazendo uma expressão de satisfação pelo seu "successful cover up" aka virando a almofada do sofá cheia de molho ao contrário.

- Quando a tua mãe te pede para arrumar o quarto e tu simplesmente atiras tudo para dentro do armário, mas não faz mal porque fechas a porta....."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando deixas cair o cigarro ao chão na rua mas pegas sem ninguém ver e continuas a fumar, porque o dinheiro para tabaco está escasso...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tas a cozinhar e como dá demasiado ir ver a receita metes só tudo lá para dentro e esperas para que no final dê certo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."
- Quando tens o cabelo oleoso mas não te apetece lavar e como está frio podes só usar uma Burka apara absorver o óleo...."flipped the cushion now everything's ok..."

by cellymary November 27, 2023

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.

Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries

by Vavey May 5, 2007

yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus

Basically, an abortion except its memed

When your friend says completely out of context "yeetus deletus the abortion is now completeus."

by Rawhidelamp February 25, 2019

Now is the winter of our discontent

Originally coined by Shakespeare in the opening line of Richard III: "Now is the Winter of our Discontent / Made glorious summer by this son of York", written around 1592. It was used to describe Richard III (from the house of York), feeling discontented in living in a world that hates him. The term has since then been used in various forms, such as 'The winter of discontent', describing the winter of 1978–79 in the United Kingdom during the Labour party pay caps of the time. It was also used 'Now is the winter of your discontent!' by Stewie Griffin in the TV show family guy before Stewie attacks Brian with a snow-cannon.

A man and his family are sat in their house in the middle of winter with no money and no front door. The man says "Now is the winter of our discontent"

by DisgruntledGentleman September 3, 2013

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020