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The Moore Method

To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.
Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
by fawxx_1 February 4, 2020
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The Dorchester Method

A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021
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corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!
dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight
by daddydong83831 December 14, 2019
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The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground
Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow
by JediXT April 13, 2005
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The SAC Method

The "Squat-And-Cough" Method

n; the more simple and energy-conserving method for tea-bagging

Instead of squatting and bobbing up and down, you simply squat and cough. The use of the cough was derived from male physical examinations; as some may know, coughing will raise the testicles and lower them in the duration of the cough.

Critics say that this method of tea-bagging is disgusting and unattractive. To all those nay-sayers, we shall put the SAC Method to good use.
by Phillip S December 24, 2008
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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