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.9.The Eternal tsu On The Word "'Reset'".9.
.9.The Eternal tsu On The Word "'Reset'".9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dole Sellis Mote: The Eternal Interpersonal Communication 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kristi "Canada" Noem: The Eternal Juvenile Release
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"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:"Yo no sabia"...the eternal atake 《¤》
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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A companion concept to the cancellation of the future: the experience of being trapped in a perpetual now, where time seems to flatten into an endless stream of notifications, crises, and consumption. The eternal present is produced by algorithms that feed immediate gratification, media cycles that erase memory, and a culture of constant reaction that leaves no room for sustained reflection. Past and future become inaccessible—the past is reduced to memes and nostalgia loops, the future to recycled forecasts. The theory explains the feeling of living in a time that is simultaneously hyper‑accelerated and strangely static.
Example: “Scrolling through identical takes on identical events, she felt the theory of the eternal present: no past to learn from, no future to build toward, just an endless now.”
by Dumu The Void March 30, 2026
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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The E.T.

While your finger is inserted into someone's butthole you slowly move your finger in a circle and say, "Elliot," in E.T.'s voice.
While intimate with my husband Ethan, I gave him The E.T. He loves it!
by Knumbchuckkyle September 17, 2025
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