[Bottom]-of-the-[Sock]-[Drawer] [Day]

A term used to explain a type of day that you are having where nothing goes right, starting by not being able to find a matching pair of socks in a sock drawer or basket, except for the ones you starched the night before.

Dude my day is not chill. It's just a Bottom-of-the-Sock-Drawer Day........ Gggaaa my socks itch!

by Jimminee!! October 7, 2010

The Prat Drawer

The place that prats are consigned to if they dare to try and infiltrate The Twat Cupboard.

Fuck off you Prat and get in The Prat Drawer!

by DrSteeeve August 7, 2020

The Pied Diaper

The leader or "House Mother" of a Scat Party.

Levi Gravy is the Pied Diaper of the Poo Parties I go to.

by Levy Gravy August 16, 2025

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 3, 2017

drapes match the carpet

If a person wants to know if someone's pubic hair is the same color (or in some cases, same style) as the hair on their head, they might ask "Do the drapes match the carpet?" The drapes are hair; carpet is pubic hair. This is akin to asking "Is she a true blond?" Someone's obviously dyed hair might prompt this speculation: "I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet."

Lisa has a shaved head. I wonder if the drapes match the carpet?

Didn't she used to be a brunette and now she's a blond? I'll bet the drapes don't match the carpet.

by Glenwood October 1, 2006

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again

by BigBigFuck May 29, 2018

theraperized

Getting advice from a friend when you really need to go see a therapist.

person 1: "My husband told me he was gay when we were having sex."

person 2: "Girl, you need to be theraperized!"

by Pbedesem January 10, 2008