tarantula pants

Tarantula pants is a penguin, who directs traffic with a life saver, like the ones in star wars.

"Look it's Tarantula Pants!"

by Shanananananana January 7, 2007

sad tarantula

A term to be used when something makes you sad, miserable, or otherwise, and you don't desire to be a fluffy bear.

A: Man, the doctor just said I only have three days to live...
B: Sad tarantula :(((
A: Dude, that's so much cooler than being a sad panda.
B: Right? Anyways good luck.

by AaronWW September 1, 2011

Tarantula leg

The tarantula leg is when a man with dreadlocks ejaculates in his sexual partner's vagina, then sticks his thickest dreadlock into the creampie and pulls it out with the cum forming a web-like link between the dread and poon.

Sorry I'm late bro, had to wash my dreads thoroughly, gave my girl a Tarantula leg this morning.

by LVXanu December 17, 2021

polish tarantula

This should not be confused with a regular 69 move. This is a standing 69 move where the girl is holding up the guy so he is the one upside down. Once they start 69ing each other, the male then shits in the females face leaving her with a brown mess.

Mitch: You ever tried a polish tarantula with Becky?
Zach: No, Is it awesome?
Mitch: Its the best thing since a portugese breakfast in my honest opinion.

by tig ol' bitties69 May 14, 2010

Tarantula hawk wasp

Black, orange winged insects that hunt tarantulas with one of the most painful stings ever recorded. Also horrifying nightmare fuel that makes me want to nuke this planet from orbit. They are also enemies in 'Fallout: New Vegas' known as cazadors.

Mick: what the fuck is th-

*gets stung by a tarantula hawk wasp*

Mick was later found dead due to cardiac arrest.

by laserbreak May 16, 2017

Tongue-Tied Tarantula

1. Used when one cannot seem to find the words they are looking for.

2. Used when another human being says something that causes others to feel uncomfortable and therefore become tongue-tied because they do not know what to say.

3. Used just whenever the hell you want to.

Stefanie: Shove some bananas down your pants!
Michelle: WHAT?!
Jennifer & Amie: Tongue-Tied Tarantula!

Also see Uncomfortable Cow and Awkward Turtle

by Suite'ies October 21, 2009

Tarantula Kill Squad

The definition of Krieg, kvlt, Grim and Necro, all at once. Also Brutal and Raw.

Tarantula Kill Squad is God.

by Necrosis January 30, 2009