Jibbly John on the Half Shell

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

by Jammich May 26, 2011

Selling

Choking, especially in a video game; making a dumb or unforced error; getting carried; being a bot; throwing

“Bro you’re selling so hard right now, my back hurts from carrying you so much”

by lil squelch April 30, 2020

The Tom Selleck

Is ones ability to ram their rod(deep throat, go balls deep) down their partners oral orafice while simultaneously placing their pubes on the upper lip of the receiver. This invasive procedure produces a beautiful mustache not unlike the most glorious one of all time held by the legendary Tom Selleck.

Just before I banged your mom I gave her the Tom Selleck and took a picture!

by Chris Langford June 1, 2007

blue shell

From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.

Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.

(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)

I was doing great at my new job then I was blue shelled. (fired)

by Toadster March 10, 2004

Stella

The most beautiful girl you will ever see. Rather short, but also very cute. You want to be around her all of the time. She's perfect. She's intelligent, fun, funny, interesting, a great friend, a great kisser, and you know that if you could spend the rest of your life with her it would be a life well spent.
You know that the second she grabs your hand she becomes the only thing that matters to you, and you crave her touch even more every time you look into her beautiful eyes.

"You hear of Stella? She's amazing."

by IHeartStella!!!! August 18, 2013

Stella Maris College

A sick nunnery for hot chicks on the northern beaches. School for girls whose parents can’t quite afford superior education but have enough coin for a private school on the beaches. Due to lack of male presence Stella girls become incapable of associating with the male gender unless under the influence of alcohol and have multiple panic attacks at the sight of a St. Paul’s or St. Augustine’s male during daylight. Stella maris’ boy siblings tend to go to St. Augustine’s college and St. Paul’s catholic college due to parents not so much wanting but needing their offspring to experience a private school education
Attending regular Stella maris mass’ is a must as Jesus is the only male Stella girls regularly associate with and talk to. Many Chinese exchange students come to Stella and laugh at the utter poorness as they walk around in gucci and Balenciaga on mufti days.

Boy: whose that chick hiding in the corner over there

Boy2: must be a Stella Maris college girl

by hotnbbitch May 31, 2019

Satellite ears

The phenomenon or condition where a student will hone in on conversations to which students discuss without the knowledge of who is listening (because of "satellite ears"), until the person in question finds a point of interest in the conversation, and involuntarily joins in- suddenly making themselves vulnerable to the fact they were listening intently to the conversation without the students knowledge, approval, or comprehension...

(After listening to an entire conversation about Heroes)

Dude 1: Hey did you see Heroes last night?
Satellite ears: Omg yeah I did! I never knew Sylar had a sensitive side...
Dude 2: Whoa quick response man, considering we weren't even talking to you
Satellite ears: Er yeah haha (shifty eyes)
Dude 1: That guy must have satellite ears...
Dude 2: Defo

by Firelovesugar February 26, 2009