Shit the bed is when someone freaks out about something and can't handle it. When you get really mad and are inconsolable. When you get really upset.
Mike shit the bed when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him. Bob shit the bed when he saw his test score. Sally shit the bed when she didn't get a promotion.
by Liam2017 January 11, 2017

When you are at the coast and your friend backs her car into a huge rock, you say: Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!
by Maj-Britt June 20, 2006

to actually poop in the sheets, especially when trying to gross out your girl with a large fart. Particularly disgusting habitbut in some countries it is considered normal behavior.
by pretzel the wiener January 21, 2008

by n.martin April 28, 2004

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.
by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

BJ royally shit the bed on Monday when he left the brand new N64 controllers for his mother to mail!
by Naetron January 3, 2006

That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!
That wonderful feeling when you wake up on a cold morning and think your hot water bottle has stayed warm all night.
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first
Then "SHIT THE BED" in thought, word and DEED!Thats shitting the bed! Worse if your partner finds it first
by Ben Dover-Itstime April 26, 2006
