Crazy Shammy

Noun
Definitions:

1) Someone who doesn't have a bloody facking clue and loves talkin' shite.
2) Someone who is as rare as fookin' horse shite and is fackin' clean off it.

1) "Oi you! Your on the wrong side off the fookin' escalator ya Crazy Shammy Cunt ye! To hell with you, you rotten b*****d! Your as thick as two short planks ye aul git ye!”
2)"Ahhh what was dat for Crazy Shammy ye oul rotten hag ye! Your fookin' out of it like a bag of fookin' shit lying out in Fermanagh !"
2)"Aww fook there's bolock Crazy Shammy out again, counting them manky oul Friesian's" What did i tell that oul bastid? She's no show cow but shed do for a ride around the house!"

by DoomQuack May 16, 2015

Hand Shammy

A hand job by a jewish girl

that jewish girl gave me the best hand shammy of my life.

by 707CASA September 18, 2008

Shammy Splash Zone

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

by europolice March 24, 2010

Dirty Shammy

When your partner uses your panties to wipe his cum off of your face than shoves it in your mouth as a ball gag

I knew I liked him when he gave me a dirty shammy

by SPARKY DEEDUBS August 17, 2023

Shammied

Taking someone else's potato fries using hands which have been used to eat food soaked in a variety of sauces.

Friend A takes Friend Bs fries with a hand full of sauce infecting the remaining plate of fries. "Oh man, just got shammied"

by MrHygiene March 25, 2013

shammied

(adj.) combination of slammed, shwasted, and whammied. description of oneself being very high or very drunk.

brooo im shammied

by livpezz May 6, 2020

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 20, 2021