Someone who leaves the freezer door open all night & then denies it the next morning, attempts to make up for it by washing the dishes with no soap, pretends to be asleep in their friends floor & steals meth off their chest then says “I don’t even like meth”
Tina: Jimmy! You know it’s 100° outside did you sell the rest of that meth so we could pay the power bill?
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
Jimmy: well when I woke up sean was here & I guess I misplaced it sometime during the night I’m not sure how he got in but he was vacuuming the yard, mopping the carpet & he helped me look for it. No luck, but he had some & got me high
Tina: when are you gonna realize your resharded friend steals our shit & fucks crack whores in the laundry room
by me.drugbuggg August 26, 2023
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