Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood

Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."

by TheGideonLion March 17, 2026