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pocker docker

The pocker docker ran across Miss Gapucci‘s farm
by SoCal momma July 10, 2022
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docker picker

Someone who picks cigarette end up off the pavement/ashtray or where ever else they might be and smokes them, or maybe keeps them in a collection. Usually used as an insult by chavs
guy: Hey look, i found a half-smoked cigarette!
chav: fuckin docker picker! (punches him with a hand covered in cheap gold rings from argos)
by FeelThePower March 28, 2008
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Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick
Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"
by shablazum October 13, 2011
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Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."
me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.
by Coopy Poopy November 22, 2011
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