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pagie

Student version of a wagie. A miserable loser with no greater ambitions or plans for the future, but has deluded themselves otherwise by rolling with the status quo of attending grade school and/ or possibly a university they hate, expecting their studies to pay off simply because they indulged them in the first place. Pagies waste their early adulthood accumulating debt and stressing over their self made hell of flipping through the pages of a textbook at 3am, ultimately acheiving nothing, all in the name of obtaining a fabled sheep skin at the end of their scholastic tenure- most likely in an overcrowded, dying carrer field they were never all that passionate about in the first place. Ironically, pagies often find themselves stuck working in dead end, low skill wage cages after graduation anyways, since they lack any kind of real qualifications or experience besides their mediocre grades from a time long forgotten and largely irrelevant.
What's your major? "Business", huh? Yeah, good like with that, pagie.
by 8=BussyBeater=D January 26, 2023
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Pogie

A Pogie is someone who has no ambition, is lazy, and has no desire to make money or better themselves.
Man, stop being such a pogie, you need to get up off that couch and hustle for your dreams!

You're going to spend the day at home playing video games instead of trying to launch your business? That's pogie activities right there.

You've been working on that book for 2 years already, when are you going to stop being such a pogie and finish it already!

Stop living the pogie life and get your shit together!

You have zero ambitions, looks like you got pogie problems!
by Breach/Waage May 1, 2024
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Poogies

A word to use as an apology for when you're delayed because you have to poop.
Oops, I'm a bit delayed. Poogies!
by saltybixch May 17, 2025
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Gotch Pogie

Canadian government financial resource for when you can’t afford underwear
Damn, this inflation is killing me. Gonna need to go on the Gotch Pogie to get new drawers
by Saskjet July 24, 2022
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Poppin' a Poagie

Another way to say that you are getting a boner.
Person 1 : Bro, get off my lap, I'm poppin' a poagie

Person 2 : Chill bro, I've had a poagie for 15 minutes now
by luvbkYT October 18, 2021
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