If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Bad moon on the rise

(n.) -- the unfortunate view you get when a girl sitting in front of you is wearing very low shorts and a g-string or a thong.
Bad Moon On The Rise is actually a song title, but it fits this phenomenon because the "moon" refers to the girl's rear end, and the whole phrase implies that it's not a generally pleasant thing to look at.

"Ew, look at that girl!"
"Total bad moon on the rise."

by Bria June 5, 2004