National Guacamole Nigga Penis day, A delicacy that is seldom ever seen outside the most lavish of households. This is a day for all to enjoy that sweet sweet Guacamole Nigga Penis.
1: what we doing ?
2: Guacamole Nigga Penis. It's November 4th, after all !
(National smack-a-nitty day) basically you find a nitty and smack the shit out of him, while shouting “NITTY!”. Names of nittys include: Arthur, Felix, Albert and Philip
Person 1: Yo bruv
Person 2:(smacks him into next week) ”SHUT IT NITTY!”
Person 1: why did you do that?
Person 2”It’s November 4 you nitty”