Come to my house or send poo

When you put your address on UD because you like men to randomly turn up to fuck or send me fecal matter in a bag through the post with an email address attached so you can receive a vid of me smearing it all over myself.

Come to my house or send poo

by Smelliebellie August 06, 2022

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 07, 2021

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

russians in my summer house

Menstruating.

Shut up bitch and give me chocolate, I got Russians in my summer house. I'm not yelling, you're yelling. Shit, everything sucks, I hate this!

by Opompous Opossum March 10, 2018

please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

the person that said this is not to be investigated and their case should be left unsolved

wait... ITS YOU! PLEASE just... please leave me alone and how did you get in my house WAIT IS THAT A GU-

by June 19, 2022

Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE

There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs

by Harmonica homie March 09, 2021

my little house school

literally the worst place u could ever think of . mlhs is full fake bitches who think that they're so popular and cute but in fact they're actually just insecure pieces of shit that go around gossiping about everyone just to fill the void inside them. the school is basically a shit hole that thinks it tops and outstands every other school in jeddah when in real life there isn't one successful student there except for a couple girls in seventh grade of course . The principal of the secondary section is extremely full of herself and thinks that she can boss everyone around like they're her servants (including the students btw ) She forbiddes anything and everything because in her mind that's what proper education is like , moreover its a complete waste of money. She also has a little side chick (she's a teacher) that she's taking full advantage of but oh well. Basically everything is horrible from the uniforms , students , education , teachers , principals all the way to the building itself . if u have eVer considered transferring schools to mlhs , think again . please .

concerned student looking for proper education : Have you ever heard of my little house school ? , im thinking of transferring there

Me : * even more concerned for the person because they're actually , in fact , asking to die*

by dontactlikeyouknowwhothisis December 29, 2019