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by i live for everything August 1, 2019
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National suck dick day is on June 25. This is a day you can let Wild an suck a dick.
Bob : Do you know what tomorrow is?
Susan : no, Bob what is it?

Bob : June 25th A.K.A. National suck dick day.

Susan : oh really, is it now

Bob : yep, so what you trying to do.
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National suck dick day: Suck your partners dick anytime of the day that he wants.
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June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.
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On April 7th, when all girls get their asses slapped by horny guys, you can punch them in the dick! This was holiday was created specifically so girls wouldn't feel harassed ever April 7th.
Sharron:Oh fuck Stacy. Aaron just slapped my ass.

Stacey: Go punch his dick! It's national Dick Punch Day!
by Aaronfrommeangirls April 7, 2017
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