national eat all furries day

april 11th, get ready to eat every furry you can

*sees a furry in public*

person: hey, do you know what day it is
furry : no?
person : its national eat all furries day
furry : oh hell no *runs*

by yes this is very cool October 18, 2021

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”

by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

National eat your gf day

December 5 is national eat ur girl out day.

Yo today is national eat your gf day

by Oralluvr December 5, 2023

National Eat Butt Day

National Eat Butt Day is on October 9. Where you basically just go up to someone and eat their butt!

A: Hey it’s October 9, do you know what that means?
B: No? What does it mean?
A: It’s National Eat Butt Day! It means you gotta let me eat your butt!

by taltyu October 6, 2025

National eat someone out day

National eat someone out day is on May 18th is when you eat someone's pussy or ass at least once.

"Yo it's national eat someone out day you know what that means."

by Not_agoodusername May 18, 2024

A national eat a banana day

On 18. October you have to eat atleast 1 banana... So you can challenge your friends to eat a lot od bananas and then call them "Minion"

Jake: yo bro, go eat a banana
Mike: nah, no thanks
Jake: you have to cuz of A national eat a banana day

by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020