On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
by RyReg October 14, 2021
Usually celebrated on either May 19th or November 3rd. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
by blueberryacres May 18, 2022
by Amy mbik November 30, 2020
Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.
by volanta May 27, 2023
Similar to National Kick Tall People Day and National Throw Short People Day, October 30th is a day where both tall and short people team up and punch people who are 5'9".
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
(Note: no punching anywhere under the belt since that will be foul play)
by Cats_4_LifeX October 21, 2020
The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020
Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.
by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020