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Nar

The apptly named "nar" is a species unliike any other, their uniquely distorted concept of being "different" is wearing a hat exactly the same as the nar next to him. It is quite confusing in the way that there are two "JD Sports" bags, one designed for girls, one for boys, perfectly resonable you might say? However, it's when the boy starts to wear the girl bag when one starts to worry. (Maybe lack of knowledge involving the difference between male and female) Or the lack of any kind of knowledge. The phrase "Raise meh" has become quite popular with our TN wearing hooded friends, it is beleived for it to mean "give me some money" as if you dont you may find your self ending up as a pile of broken bones on the floor.

Nar's are quite easily identifiable, they usually accumilate around small smelly grocery shops such as "Happy Shopper" Or sometimes chemists, incase there is a desperate urge to steal contraceptives. Their tends to be around 5-578 boys and 1-2 girls in the group. The girl would usually be described with the phrase "Whore","Slut" or "Village Bike" (Everyones had a ride) They may be wearing far too much jewellery than is necessary and usually appear as though they have been involved in an explosion at a cosmetics factory. (Bra-size estimated at 50-ZZ) The nars in general usually find humour in claiming you have called their mum or been racist (dont worry, their concept of racist is a happy smile and a friendly gesture). A select few manage to learn to drive (after several hundred-thousand lessons) and think they're the dogs bollocks chugging around in a clapped out rusty fiesta. Even though the sound system is completely wank, if it can produce enough volume so as they can jump about in the back like idiots they will be completely satisfied with it. They are also sometimes recogniseable by the height of their waist line, I would be inclined to rename it "Kneeline" as they tend to have close to a metre and a half of trouser leg trailing behind them. I have noticed lately, that the colour pink is becoming popular, pink "nike shox" are being worn on men. I'm sure they will soon all begin wearing long wigs and bras.
"Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar"
"What?"
"um...Naaaaaaaaarrrrrr"
"What you on with dan?"
"Naaaaaaarrrrrr"
"Jon?."
"Yeah?"
"Shutup."
"Safe."
by Chris Lawlor June 21, 2004
mugGet the Narmug.

nar

"dude i totally narred on that bitches face"
by ray hot stuff October 17, 2008
mugGet the narmug.

Nar

Generally used by chavs, it means 'no'. It is a negative, or used to reject something. Usually followed by the word 'mate', or used after the word 'oi'.
Nar mate, that's long.
Oi nar, that's long.
by smurf_xo November 6, 2007
mugGet the Narmug.

shred the nar nar

shredding is doing an activity with great skill such as surfing, snowboarding, and skating. but really what ever.
nar nar is the same as gnarly which makes it wicked cool, and with your own style and ease.
"hey dude the waves are off the chain! wanna go shred the nar nar?"
by Sam Densley May 21, 2008
mugGet the shred the nar narmug.

Narred

Literraly the worst person on earth. The absolute scum of all scum
by Isthisusernametaken? June 8, 2018
mugGet the Narredmug.

hecka nar-nar

its like gnarly, but better man. hippies use it a lot.
dude, that hippy just called my sandals hecka nar-nar.
by lasher January 21, 2005
mugGet the hecka nar-narmug.

toast nar nar

when somethings so extreme and epic to the point of skeeting your jeans in public.
that trick was so toast nar nar, that i prematurely ejaculated in my jorts
by SIckJoke January 25, 2009
mugGet the toast nar narmug.

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