The act of getting Nato'd. Nato'd; also known as getting drunk or intoxicated, having sex with a girl, or getting stiff armed by the captain of the football team.
"'We gettin drunk man?' response: 'Oh yea man we're gettin Nato'd'"
"'Hey baby, you wanna do it?' response: 'Ya babe..... Nato.....'"
"'Ja*r, I don't care who you are, get the fuck out of my way' response: 'OH MY GOD NATO!!!'"
"'Hey baby, you wanna do it?' response: 'Ya babe..... Nato.....'"
"'Ja*r, I don't care who you are, get the fuck out of my way' response: 'OH MY GOD NATO!!!'"
by omgnato April 9, 2009
N. Not a Tool of Society
A. Same as NTOS
B. Not much can be said about these creatures for they remain mysteriously hidden from the world and the general public.
C. Typically non-religious but ubertastically and virtuously spiritual.
D. Usually a loner but can be known to have a small circle of trusted friends. No more than 5, and thats elaborated.
E. Known to hold careers such as astronauts, shaman, artists, underground musicians that never go mainstream for fear of being tainted, ninjas, judges, revolutionary leaders like Gandhi, etc.
F. Also known to wander the earth like a survivalist gypsy in order to live a completely free life devoid of earthbinding behaviors.
G. One who is always attempting to awaken themselves and awaken others in the process.
H. Sacred and endangered species.
I. Known to be slaughtered, killed, or tortured mercilessly until they commit suicide in the UTOSes hopes of becoming a NTOS/NATOS.
A. Same as NTOS
B. Not much can be said about these creatures for they remain mysteriously hidden from the world and the general public.
C. Typically non-religious but ubertastically and virtuously spiritual.
D. Usually a loner but can be known to have a small circle of trusted friends. No more than 5, and thats elaborated.
E. Known to hold careers such as astronauts, shaman, artists, underground musicians that never go mainstream for fear of being tainted, ninjas, judges, revolutionary leaders like Gandhi, etc.
F. Also known to wander the earth like a survivalist gypsy in order to live a completely free life devoid of earthbinding behaviors.
G. One who is always attempting to awaken themselves and awaken others in the process.
H. Sacred and endangered species.
I. Known to be slaughtered, killed, or tortured mercilessly until they commit suicide in the UTOSes hopes of becoming a NTOS/NATOS.
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAA!"
Boy: "Hey ma! Is that a NATOS/NTOS?
Mother: "No honey, that's just a UTOS in NTOS/NATOS disguise. You can identify one by it's habits and attire if you know one long enough, but beware UTOSes will suck the life from your veins like a vampire."
Boy: ); (cries)
Elizabeth: "I tried to sabotage myself to save my boyfriend from turmoil but it was too late. Turns out I changed into a NTOS/NATOS and he still became a UTOS...LFS" ):
"I knew a NTOS/NATOS once. Unfortunately a large group of UTOSes came together and murdered him in an attempt to gain more power... I guess they read it in a book or something."
Boy: "Hey ma! Is that a NATOS/NTOS?
Mother: "No honey, that's just a UTOS in NTOS/NATOS disguise. You can identify one by it's habits and attire if you know one long enough, but beware UTOSes will suck the life from your veins like a vampire."
Boy: ); (cries)
Elizabeth: "I tried to sabotage myself to save my boyfriend from turmoil but it was too late. Turns out I changed into a NTOS/NATOS and he still became a UTOS...LFS" ):
"I knew a NTOS/NATOS once. Unfortunately a large group of UTOSes came together and murdered him in an attempt to gain more power... I guess they read it in a book or something."
by LonEwoLf87 March 16, 2009
nATo, alternatively spelled n.A.T.o., is a Russian/Georgian born Farsi singer. Her music videos, concerts, and lyrics deal with love, destruction, and despair, and she always appears in her trademark headscarves. She had the same producer as the Russian duet t.A.T.u., but sometime in 2006 he was pressuring nATo too much, so she too eventually told him to screw off and that she wanted to do her own thing.
by nATo fan March 6, 2008
by Hoo3ayr November 29, 2005
'Nato' is generally a term used when a boy likes partying on a sunday morning as apposed to your usual saturday nights. He is relatively clumsy too - he's the boy who might fall off a balcony for no apparent reason. Nato is derived from the Latin word 'Natogalia' which means 'to bump your head.'
by Lindsay Bain May 4, 2005
Slang term for the 5.56x45mm NATO rifle cartridge. Do not use the term NATO 5 with fanatics, it's just not smart.
by Nikolas Glock November 4, 2009
Slang term for the 7.62x51mm NATO rifle cartridge. NATO 7 is not for use with gun nuts, as they will freak out like a coke head given powdered sugar as a present.
by Nikolas Glock November 4, 2009