shinsei moggie

A fat bastard wannabe and God knows how
that piece of shit could get a decent
girlfriend. Likes oriental girls but
can't get that in a millions years.

shinsei moggie is fugly cause his diet
is shit on shit and other gross things
a moggie would eat.

by go to hell January 11, 2003

snoggy moggie

From the British words snog and moggie, that kissable kitten who gets soggy from your snogging, and goes wet 'down there,' when there's been a lot of smooching and foreplay. A cute pet-name, when you're texting back and forth, or talking on the phone, and she's a playful kitty; a kitten, a minx, a Snoggy Moggie!

Texting your minx when you've been apart for a few days, and can't wait to ravage her, again - Summoning her inner-Snoggy Moggie:

You: "Geez, babe, your lips are well lush... I've been fantasizing about snogging you all weekend. I can't wait to get home!"
Her: "Oh, I'm nibbling my lips already, at the thought, babe... When's your train get in? Got some treats for ya, hmmm"
You: "Hehe... You're such a snoggy moggie, girl... I'm next stop, be there soon! Loves ya, babe!'

by BunnyBonker December 19, 2018