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National fingering day
Me:lemme do something rq
Girl: go ahead

Me: * go crzy
Girl: why’d u do that??
Me: It’s May 11
May 11 by Donny2Hotty May 11, 2024
National show your friend your boobs day
Happy may 11! Here’s my boobs”
May 11 by Peperdoni May 11, 2024

May 11, 2021 

The Marked Day.
No man will know until it comes.
Nothing can save you.
A stranger dressed in a suit coat and top hat remained behind after a party. Neither host invited nor knew him.
Host 1: Excuse me, who are you?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
Host 1: What?
Stranger: May 11, 2021.
The unknown man disappeared.
Host 2: Maxwell, call the cops.
Host 1: I don’t think they can help us.
May 11, 2021 by SkwidBoyTV November 1, 2020

may 11 2007 

People born on this day are the most amazing people you will probably ever meet. They are always laughing and have plenty to say only if your very close to them. Infront of strangers or people that they don't completely trust OR even people they have a crush on, they are usually very quiet. If you find one of these funny, kind, adventurous, beings then be sure to hold onto them for they give great advice and are capable of making you laugh so hard that you pee your pants! Even if your 40, 50, 60, 70 or any age they will always find a way to make you smile. NEVER let go of this person!!
Woah! your born on May 11 2007 , we should be friends!

May 11 2007 babies are the best

People born on May 11 2007 always got my back
may 11 2007 by Chickenwingkid0864 January 23, 2021

may 11 2017 

Worst day on earth ( trumps 100th day as president)
God it's may 11 2017 trump day
may 11 2017 by Evandjdjsjskdks March 30, 2017
May 11 it’s national ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you. If she accepts she have a crush on you and you guys should date. But if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you can just slap her ass, and she can’t do nothing about.
Tommy: hey wanna go on a date

Crush: sorry but no you’re my best friend

(Tommy kiss her)
Crush: why you did that
Tommy: it’s 11 may
11 may by Senpai._.Tommy January 31, 2021