When three people quit a team slayer match in Halo (a videogame) shortly before the match starts, leaving the player alone against a four person team.

Its not yet a "one man rape" unless that player gets more kills than the opposing team at the end of the match.
"Dude, I just did a one man rape against those noobs in Halo!"
by Pamp28 February 9, 2009
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A gross out Internet video of a man killing himself by sticking a jar into his rectum. After he falls to the floor, the jar shatters and blood is falling threw his rectum.
One Man Jar is Horrible!!!
by halla3 June 15, 2011
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Whn a man drips Rolo pudding over his penis and then has anal sex with someone, finally the man licks the pudding, semen and turd out of the other participants anus.
Girl: Want to try the one man Hoffsee?

Guy: Cant, we're out of Rolo pudding.
by the turtles head February 17, 2011
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The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.
He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.
by Chrysostom January 12, 2013
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A person who gets a crowd psyched up by being the first one to clap or to shout.
Also a person who claps and shouts, at a small concert or show, enough to replace a small cheering crowd.
Man, that show tonight had a rough crowd, at least Gary was there to get them to start cheering, he's a one-man crowd!
by DINOLazar August 20, 2010
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Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.
I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.
by Saint Cuchulainn November 28, 2007
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