Skip to main content

Funky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.

Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
by Mascmo September 25, 2020
mugGet the Funky Cold Medina mug.

Funky Cold Medina

A common Indica, Sativa hybrid strain of marijuana. Notoriously referenced by 90's rapper Tone Loc in his song named as such.
Hey Mike, pass me some of that funky cold medina.
by HildaHernandez June 4, 2020
mugGet the Funky Cold Medina mug.

bitchard medina

a skinny basketball stoner bitch who is about to get snitched on, oh wait he already did.
did you here about bitchard medina, he’s a pussy.
by teeheeboobiesteehee September 9, 2019
mugGet the bitchard medina mug.

The Medina

When a girl gets railed by her boyfriend and you eat her out afterwards.
by Willyum June 23, 2022
mugGet the The Medina mug.

Matthew Medina

Most likely lives in San Antonio Texas and has curly hair. Probably a valorant addict and hard to talk to. However if you get to know him, you'll learn that he is not that smart and will often yell HELP in the middle of the hallway. Overall a good friend and always good to befriend a Matthew Medina.
by vehzy May 21, 2023
mugGet the Matthew Medina mug.

Stacey from Medina

Stacey from Medina is a young white woman that speeds around in her Rolls Royce that her husband bought her, which is over $300k. She prefers speeding in downtown Bellevue and her husband is a tittie surgeon in the Greater Seattle area. Her job status is unknown, but she is pretty hot. She can be seen at 520 Bar and Grill, Carmine’s and Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi on the 31st floor at the most southern part of Lincoln Square with some of the Medina moms. She meets with them daily or weekly. She also doesn’t have any children, and is unknown if she wants any. The cops know who she is and she doesn’t get any tickets because of her in demand looks in Medina. Her house size is pretty average for Medina at around 7,000 square feet or bigger and is on the lakefront. She only takes out her Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography Long Wheelbase once a year which costs over $250k. Her favourite gifts that she gets almost every year are glassybabys and she likes to shop at the Bravern Shops that consist of Neiman Marcus, Hermés, Louis Vuitton, Moncler, Prada, etc. It is known that she judges what kind of house people live in, what kind of clothes they wear, and what kind of cars people drive.
Person 1: Who’s that lady speeding down Bellevue Way at 120 MPH?

Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.
mugGet the Stacey from Medina mug.

mike medina

Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.
by lil breezy October 16, 2017
mugGet the mike medina mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email