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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023
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Kyles

Like Kyle, but with an S at the end for some reason. There have been many theories on how they obtain the extra S. Nobody knows for sure, but what we do know is that the "S" harnesses the power to make them twice as retarded because they act like a complete fools. They kick open doors when they have bad days and they dive under the line barriers at cafeterias. They also try to rizz up girls by getting in their space and putting their arm around them. They have been known to love Thor and have skid-marked underpants. Be careful when approaching, if you make one mad, you might turn out like one of those doors on a bad day.
person 1: This guy shouted "I'm having such a bad day right now" and kicked open the door.

person 2: I think that's Kyles. He must be having a bad day right now.
by Braden Fortson December 13, 2025
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A Murder Of Kyles

A Murder Of Kyles - a group of obnoxious males , typically young, loud, rude, the kind you don't really want to be around.
"Kyle" being used here as the male version of a Karen, and "a murder" paraphrases on the naming for a group of Crows, as well as the fact that being around A Murder Of Kyles WILL indeed kill your mood.
I went to relax in my fishing spot but a murder of Kyles was there so I decided to find a different spot.
by Semi Bald Eagle August 26, 2021
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