Vag-Kwon-Do

A Series of brutal moves to the womans vagina that will devastate and or harm it causing pain.

Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her

by highroller234569 October 18, 2008

Swayze Kwon Do

1. Any martial art maneuver clearly derived from gymnastic or dance techniques, often employed by actors with little martial arts training.

2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic

Though Dalton was vastly outnumbered, he remembered his Swayze Kwon Do and laid them out with a triple salchow.

by wordsmif September 16, 2009

the john kwon

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

J-Kwon

whack-ass rapper from the dirrrrty south, famous for his song 'tipsy', can't pronouce words properly, aka 'chingy's retarded younger sibling'

J-Kwon: you dunt curr ima p.i.m.p!
translation 'you don't care that i'm a pimp'

by me old fruity July 31, 2006

Tae kwon do

tak kwon do:: the quickest way to get your sorry wossie ass beaten to a fine pulp by a small 7 year old child

tkdstudent:: im gunna go all all Tae kwon do on your ass

7yearoldchild:: holy crap you seid a bad word your ass is mine
dickweed!? *beats kid in to a fine pulp*

by bob b bobby September 2, 2006

d-kwon

having exceptional dance movement,rhythem, and skill.

usually used with the prefix: i am

i am d-kwon on the dance floor

by senior bacon July 31, 2006

tree kwon do

When a big tree, little tree, any kind of tree in a pot of sorts is put outdoors for fresh air, etc. and there is a fear of theft, or abuse, the tree can demonstrate tree kwon do. Tree kwon do as a form of self defense for the tree.

If a tree is put outside within a populared area, and someone tries to steal the tree, it will practice, Tree Kwon Do.

by Newman Chapport December 2, 2011