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Kirkland trunktini

(1) The name for a "Signature Cocktail" when "chicken juice" from your Costco chicken in (now anyway) a bag (it's only juices from the bagged chicken the clamshell hard plastic does not make the same thing.) gets on the floor of your trunk and add a splash of vodka and you have your "Signature Cocktail".

(2) Having sexual relations with yourself or someone else on a returned used mattress behind, or in a trash storage area of Costco.
Pass me some of that Kirkland Trunktini, so I'm drunk enough to have Kirkland Trunktini.
by physco219 June 19, 2024
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Kirkland supreme

The act of starting your car, letting it get to peak running temp and fucking the tail pipe after getting Kirkland supreme gas. Afterwards having your partner perform felatio.
Yeah after my Costco run this weekend the wife gave me the ol Kirkland supreme.... the tail pipe was still hot
by The Foundation May 14, 2025
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Arthur Kirkland

He's a British man that's known for talking to magic beings and always being angry at something. He's also known for his thick eyebrows. His enemy/husband France is always provoking him and the aliens think that they have a deeper relationship. Arthur sees America as a disappointment but still loves him either way and ignores Canada's existence.
Japan: Arthur Kirkland's tsundere personality is off the charts.
by Canada1Kinnie January 15, 2023
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