garfield kart

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.

“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”

by yunacore November 12, 2019

Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart

Describes how you feel. When you almost won or got what you wanted but it got taken away from you. Commonly used as dissapointment

Man, I almost got the high score. Damnit, now I feel like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart.

I was supposed to be the Worker of the Month! Now I'm like Mini Ladd playing Mario Kart...

by Not a Fan, I'm a Human! October 23, 2018

Lark on my go-kart

Asher Roth Song

There have been lyric mis-prints thinking he says:
"You can take a palsky, imma take lark on my go-kart"

BUT:

It's reffering to Saved By The Bell Characters Kelly Kapowski and Lark Voorhies judging by the music video.

You can take Kapowski
Imma take Lark on my go-kart

by twisk4 June 24, 2009

granny go-kart

One of those small electric cars that are available for decrepit people to drive around grocery stores.

Gertrude pimped out her granny go-kart

by Leigh Prince November 9, 2005

Mario Kart Effect

When You are winning at Mario Kart and everything goes to shit. It's as if Lemony Snicket wrote a new series of unfortunate events, except this time they were about you playing mario kart and going from 1st to 8th thanks to fucking Donkey Kong throwing a blue shell, then Toad shoves a green shell up your bum to spin you into a banana peel in which you slip off the edge and as soon as lakitu drops you back onto the course your asshole friend in 8th hits you with a lightning bolt and ends up winning. The frustration and despair caused by the Mario Kart Effect are unmatched, and the probability of the Mario Kart Effect benefiting you are slim to none.

1. It's not my fault that I lost! Its that god damn Mario Kart Effect. (n)

2. Thanks to the Mario Kart Effect, Nick and Zack are quite peeved. (n)

by MKE September 27, 2013

Mario Kart Slut

Any person who passes you or uses an item on you on the Nintendo game, Mario Kart. This term is most often used when someone hits you with any kind of turtle, bomb, or steals an item.

*Elizabeth hits Nick with a turtle right before Nick crosses the finish line*

Elizabeth: That's what you get for hitting me with that blue turtle!
Nick: You are such a Mario Kart Slut!

by MarioKartBusFun May 7, 2010

Mario Kart

Verb. To leave a banana, or other obstacle or trap, in another's path to cause them harm or delay. Can be used outside the context of the classic nintendo racing series.

Did you see Jim let go of that tree branch in front of Bob? He totally Mario Karted that guy.

by oopete19 February 13, 2007