Mein Kampf

Book written by German dictator Adolf Hitler around the time of WWII, very opinionated but quite interesting. Very heavy going so don't expect to understand straight away.

Interesting book but very opinionated.

by Scott Shabib May 31, 2005

kamffr

Kickass mother fucker for real

Person a says:
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Person b says:
kamffr

by mr f April 6, 2008

Kampfwagen 2.0

Kampfwagen 2.0 is a motorized vehicle used by the infamous Otto Von Vinterhjelm. This vehicle was stolen from the game "My Summer Car" and hence why it is not in the sequel, "My Winter Car". The wagen is said to have been reinforced with kevlar paint and the special gunnhildur armor mix which consists of two parts deep-fried steel, one part plastic, four parts makrell I tomat, and 7 parts diamond. This armor is qualified as the best military and nonmilitary armor ever created. The vehicle is also equipped with two 3-tonne turrets, these turrets are made out of Fabio mix which is 2 parts rainbow juice, one part Brazilian snow, and 3 parts pure radioactive oil. The wagen uses a mix called Tommas Jus used as fuel. This jus is very efficient; just 1 liter is enough fuel to travel 200 miles. This fuel mixture is very expensive, consisting of 100 one-dollar bills, heroin, Pepsi, mentos, piss, beer, anti-bac, and snickers. the Pepsi and mentos are used to create an explosive chemical reaction, the anti-bac is used to make the fuel burnable and the rest are there because Tommas wanted to put them in and because Tommas likes Snickers and beer and he uses the 100 one dollar bills to buy them, but all these ingredients are still essential for the mixture to work.

-Have you driven the Kampfwagen 2.0 lately?
-No, only Otto can drive that.

by Odd von Høsthatt December 5, 2022

Kampfwagen 1.0

Kampfwagen 1.0 is a vehicle used before and during the second world war. The appearance of the vehicle looks just like the Volkswagen Beetle. This vehicle would be used by Hitler when driving into battle. During the battles Hitler would lean back in his seat in slow motion and swing his arms around while screaming german profanities, avoiding all bullets shot at him. This tactic would prove useful when Hitler conquered most of Europe in a record-breaking time. This tactic was the most important part of the invasion of France. The Anglo-French army could not strike Hitler with any of their bullets, no matter how much they shot at him. The defenders then got so frustrated that they would often die of heart attacks or just kill themselves. This tactic would then go on to becoming the cause for 99% of all allied deaths during the second world war. Although later in the war, the allies would find an effective way to deal with this problem. All they would do is to give every soldier 1 liter of heroin, which would calm them down and they would just move right past Hitler. This strategy made Hitler furious, and he would reportedly storm out of his car and scream at the soldiers to try and shoot him but to no avail. Hitler would in fact get so mad, that he would rip his hair out until he became bald and fall on the ground, similar to how Walter White fell in the episode "Ozymandius".

-I just watched this amazing documentary on Kampfwagen 1.0, it was probably the best piece of media I have ever consumed.

by Odd von Høsthatt January 11, 2023

Drew Kamp

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet. He’ll hop on the Warzone and then FaceTime his “boo thang” ignoring the boys for the entire night. He only speaks capping, telling you one thing and then doing another (he’s bilingual, he speaks English and lies). Is an all around bitch

He pulled a Drew Kamp after saying he was gonna hop on the gamebox with the boys.

by TheBoysAreAlwaysRight September 20, 2020

kamper

Term for an unusually tall, skinny, or otherwise stringbean-esc looking person.

New Girl: Where should I sit? There's the nerds, jocks, mean girls, band geeks, choir kids, preppies... Oh, and the kampers!

by NOT TOO SHABBY! May 12, 2016

kamping

Camping in the loosest sense of the word. Electrical outlets, water spigots, and metal fire pits. Heavy use of cell phones, speakers, and other electronics.

Name derived from the Kampgrounds of America (KOA) in the US, a chain of commercial campgrounds built near highway exits.

They went kamping with a K. I don't think they ever turned off that portable TV.

by m0dest July 7, 2011