Jostlebot

Crappy homemade masterbating machine I.e pneumatically operated,mechanical Lego technic hand in a rubber glove.

I looked in quentin’s window the other day. He had a Henry hoover in a blonde wig and false eye lashes giving him a nosh! He said he was going home to test out his jostlebot!

by Nuphagus January 4, 2020

jostle my bees

to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness

I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.

by hazelnuthuntress May 26, 2020

jostle

shake around

"Please be careful removing your luggage from the overhead compartment. Things might've gotten jostled around in flight."

by SomeCaliGirl February 14, 2024

Joshlering

when two best friend flirt so hard or are so close that you question whether or not they’re in a romantic relationship regardless of whether or not they already have a partner

stems from the shipping of Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun, best friends and bandmates from the Alternative duo, twenty one pilots

Tyler and Josh keep joshlering on stage. I feel bad for their wives because I’m questioning their sexualities.

by sndnd sjxjdd January 28, 2026

The Jostle of Jerry

when a guy pins you to the wall in a public bathroom and says he's gonna rape you (whether or not he is a man of his word does not change this being the Jostle of Jerry)

bro bob gave me the Jostle of Jerry in the bathroom i need a hug

by Rotisserie February 16, 2024