jaded

when you have a crush on someone named jade

Man I’m so jaded, i can’t stop thinking about jade!

by jadeylover August 29, 2018

Jaded Crawl

The jaded crawl is a dance move that looks like the crab dance made popular by hip hop artist Benzo.

To do the jaded crawl, one must put their hands up on each side with bent elbows and make crab motions with their hands while walking back and forth sideways with bent legs.

Yo just do the jaded crawl.

by Rushtonez September 13, 2018

Jadedloner

A sadboy/girl stuck in their feelings and their past heartbreak and emotional trauma

wow, austin is such a Jadedloner!!

by JadedandAlone April 28, 2019

jaddddaaaaq

Jaddddaaaaq is one of the most amazing people you would ever meet if you know someone with the nickname Jaddddaaaaq treasure them cause you may never find someone as amazeballs as them. They are overly dramatic and will say the worst pick up line or jokes but have you spitting water out your nose if you are ever down they will make you feel better with just one sentence, sometimes I feel sorry for their husband but at the same time thankful that they would be able to love and treasure such a weird, dramatic and amazeballs individual.

Jaddddaaaaq: Are you a time traveler because i see you in my future😉😉

Future husband:😐 thank you?

by Sexiness😗😗😗😗👌👌 October 20, 2019

Jaddeliz

An amazing human. Truly the best human alive. It can’t get better than her. She is beautiful and smart and kind. If you lose her your world will collapse and you will never be able to replace her. She has been through things but puts it aside for her friends. An amazing friend and the prettiest in every friend group.

Random dude: who is that?
Friend: That’s Jaddeliz. She is my favorite person in the whole world!
Random girl: I can see why. She is so pretty and seems really cool.

by Skrat the rat I eat hats November 16, 2019

Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

by Dedede Man December 24, 2020

Jedded

Pirated. Can be used for games, music or films.

'Bro! I didn't know you bought the new Call Of Duty!'
'Haha, I jedded it man.'

by sebuwure January 13, 2021