Iceland Surprise

The Iceland Surprise is best done during the winter when it is cold and snowy outside. After finishing coitus in the doggy style position, ask your partner "Is it cold in Iceland?" After the inevitable "Huh?" or "What?", proceed to take an icicle and inserting it into the meat tunnel of your partner in fornication. Yell "Surprise!" and hope that your actions will lead to the freezing of their juices.

Guy 1: So what did you do during the black out last night? It was like...negative ten outside.

Guy 2: Oh ya know, found some chick to fuck. I totally pulled the Iceland Surprise. And on top of that, I pulled a Sheboygan on her using snow instead of glitter!

Guy 1: Oh that's cold dude, real cold.

by A Bored Amish Man December 28, 2010

Iceland Bypass

The surgery performed by degenerate Icelandic hedonists to connect the anal and vaginal passages for sexual purposes.

"She had these awesome tribal tattoos starting on her inner thighs"
"...and out her vagina?"
"Twice."
"...and out her ass?"
"Yep."
"Oh, so she had an Iceland Bypass."

by Sir D. Hicksworthy Farticus January 8, 2008

Iceland Cracker

To throw up into ones genital area.

"Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!"

by Raul Casablancas May 28, 2006

Iceland Plumber

An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.

That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.

by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 29, 2017

Iceland Soccer Team

The national team of the country Iceland, where if you are a man aged 20 to 40, there is a 1 in 2000 chance you are on the team. Also, their manager is a dentist.

Ohmyfuckinggod how did the Iceland soccer team beat ENGLAND? Their manager is a bloody dentist for Christ's sake

by jherrera1021 December 3, 2017

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Iceland Volcanic Eruption

The Iceland Volcanic Eruption is when someone is eating a bitches ass and they feel the need to vomit, take a used toilet paper roll, stick it in her ass and proceed to vomit in the tube. After the orgasm of her dreams, let her shit it all out

Ate that bitches ass, have her that Iceland volcanic eruption.

by wackywaterfella December 19, 2023