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I am not your phone!

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This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.
Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(
by purplepurple October 22, 2009
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A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011
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Hi I am not real

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When somebody says that they are not real
Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real
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Ah, are you that dumb not to understand this? THEY'RE NOT BUYING YOU ROBUX
No, I am not giving you 1000 robux, buy it yourself. Beggars these days have no brains.
by hi caca January 20, 2021
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