humans

The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.

We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.

by Mike_Litoris August 5, 2011

Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018

Humans

Complex meatbags full of shit.

You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.

by Go-swami September 5, 2019

Humans

The ruin of this planet

Humans will destroy Earth.. and thats a FACT

by Mathelgar January 17, 2020

Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.

Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.

by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020

Humans

Humans are a bunch of fucking retarded cunts that smell of shit and one day I will chop all you fuckers up you fat slags

Did you see they humans walking around their dirty bastards

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Humans

Destroyers of the earth

We are humans

by Rapterdragon83 November 25, 2019